Unless You Are Nude please don't touch my car. Belts, buckles and zippers scratch!
(But don't take it literally. It's just an expression.)


UnlessYouAreNude.com
A Website for Car Lovers

If you're not familiar with the phrase “unless you are nude” it’s commonly used to express a person's love and concern for something that is beautiful, valuable and closer to their heart than anything else:
His or Her Car

Unless You Are Nude
Please Don't Touch My Car
Belts, Buckles and Zippers Scratch

(But don't take it literally – It's just an Expression!)

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